Jesus is lord! Wheee!!!!

So there I was, honest cruising the internet looking for a batch of pornography. I snap to www.busty-amateurs.com, an old-time favourite site, and what act I see!? No content, no join, no free-tour (heh, what I used every time), no news, condign "Jesus Christ is Lord." And below that "Click Here for Freedom." Yeah, okay, so approximately this time, I was in the spirit for some freedom. So I hit that action up, and it basically brought me to this awe-inspiring Christian site. I was like, "No, no, no, man, cut me back, I'll hit up the Christ link," and so, I pep there, and am I actually amused. I distinguish this eerie site, www.settingcaptivesfree.com, and I decide to analog watch the intro. To study it, potency here...

http://www.settingcaptivesfree.com/home/flash_intro.htm

Yes, provided you didn't espy it, let me define it. There's a jail cell (I prize how they did the neat designs for a limited padlock) and there's writing on the walls. First, you hold some of the essentials, "Pornography," and "Smoking." Then some amassed of the excellent ones with "Overeating," and "Drinking," and "Homosexuality." And then this dude honorable squatting on the floor, with chains on his hands. And then boom! A cross blows up the front door and flies wound up (padlocks aren't too effective). The dude smiles and it looks approximative he suffered a facial, self-inflicted gunshot wound. I mean, it's comely rugged that's all I'm going say. He throws his arms at the cross and the end. I'm not de facto firm what they're trying to say, exactly. Is overeating and smoking sinful? Probably. I mean, whether you're Catholic, Presbyterian, or any other happiness-is-evil cult, sure. Drinking is bad? Bah. A bottle of vodka false me felt enhanced euphoric than Jesus when I did credit in a god. Honestly, they don't ever break silence that Jesus feels larger than alcohol, for then the environment would even-handed completetly close beguiling them seriously (I mean, yet another so than now). Yeah, yeah, yeah... I could birr on mocking them for a long, elongated time. Instead, I showed it to a full bunch of people, and here are some responses...

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Punkerslut: http://www.settingcaptivesfree.com/home/flash_intro.htm lol
Ely: what
Ely: what the hell is going on
Punkerslut: lol
Ely: That's the nicest dressed prisoner I've ever seen
Ely: burn him at the stake!
Punkerslut: And so ugly.

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Punkerslut: http://www.settingcaptivesfree.com/home/flash_intro.htm
Megan: wow.
Megan: that is so inspirational..
Punkerslut: lol
Punkerslut: Man, I more appropriate reduce back on my Homosexuality and drinking. =(
Megan: at once i admit the lust to handcuff myself and wait for a vast gold cross to place me free!
Punkerslut: Yay!!!!
Megan: perfect matted -)
Punkerslut: Man, this is so rough.
Punkerslut: Holiness was at the door, "Have you been writing your secret fantasies on my walls again?"
Megan: ideal crazy.
Punkerslut: I'm-ma autograph an article about this.
Megan: on account of homosexuality is definitely a actuation to be in jail
Punkerslut: looool
Megan: i mean, homosexuality is soooo gay...

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Punkerslut: http://www.settingcaptivesfree.com/home/flash_intro.htm lol
Send God: delightful
Dispatch God: I dependence jesus comes with the jail gash if I ever predispose locked up
Punkerslut: Yeah, he never did that for me. =(
Punkerslut: Infinite spirit was at the door, "Have you been writing your secret fantasies on my walls again?"
Packages God: heh

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Punkerslut: http://www.settingcaptivesfree.com/home/flash_intro.htm lol
Richard: ..
Punkerslut: lol
Punkerslut: Isn't that FREAKING COOL!?
Richard: no
Richard: no it isn't
Punkerslut: Pffft, nerd.
Punkerslut: Sinner!

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Punkerslut: http://www.settingcaptivesfree.com/home/flash_intro.htm You'll Attachment this.
Dan: oh man, that was so lame
Punkerslut: lol
Dan: he should reject demigod and bang see at some porn and stuff
Punkerslut: Hell yeah.
Punkerslut: And influence drunk.
Dan: yeah
Dan: devout human beings suck, akin those that are ponderous into it
Dan: if you thirst for to affirm in holy spirit hey whatever, nevertheless some crowd share it further far for my liking
Punkerslut: Yeah.

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Punkerslut: http://www.settingcaptivesfree.com/home/flash_intro.htm lol
Caley: Mmm..... sacrilicious.
Punkerslut: Oh, hell yeah.

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Punkerslut: http://www.settingcaptivesfree.com/home/flash_intro.htm lol
Darren: I don't move it
Darren: p
Punkerslut: It's funny!
Punkerslut: He was.... the guy is..... there are things..... awww, forget it.
Darren: Ohh
Darren: Nevermind I dispose it
Darren: p
Punkerslut: =)
Darren: homosexuality was the best

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Punkerslut: http://www.settingcaptivesfree.com/home/flash_intro.htm Jesus Is LorD! WHEE!
Derrek: yay
Punkerslut: You'll love that site.
Punkerslut: lol, expectation me
Derrek: oh geez this is beyond lame
Derrek: haha
Punkerslut: lol, right
Punkerslut: Man, I could invest in drunk and clock this.... alllllll dayyyyyy....

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Punkerslut: ETHAN!!!!!
Ethan: hey
Punkerslut: I equal discovered the coolest circumstance evar!!!
Punkerslut: http://www.settingcaptivesfree.com/home/flash_intro.htm Jesus Is Lord! WHEE!
Ethan: that was fun
Punkerslut: lol
Punkerslut: Don't communicate me you didn't alike it.
Ethan: it was absurd
Punkerslut: lol, it soooo was
Punkerslut: Man, I'm-ma buy drunk and digital watch this a complete bunch of times!
Ethan: ok

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Punkerslut: http://www.settingcaptivesfree.com/home/flash_intro.htm lol
Punkerslut: Okay.
Punkerslut: WATCH!
Glittering Insanity: ooooo bondage.
Glittering Insanity: muaha.
Glittering Insanity: this is production me upset. homosexuality is equitable up there with destructiveness and such. NYARGH.
Punkerslut: WHAT VIOLENCE!?
Punkerslut: There's drinking and overeating!
Punkerslut: It's the wall of "Things To DO!"
Glittering Insanity: oh. well. porno then
Glittering Insanity: lol!
Glittering Insanity: pornography smoking overeating drinking homosexuality
Glittering Insanity: that is the wall of matters to do.
Punkerslut: Yeaaaaaaap.
Glittering Insanity: well. if it said smoking pot.
Glittering Insanity: i don't wish to smoke cigs. deficient bad.
Punkerslut: Technicalities.
Glittering Insanity: lol!
Punkerslut: Man, Jesus is awesome... Testament you assign me in handcuffs and fracture nailed down the door?
Glittering Insanity: lol.
Glittering Insanity: frizzy kinky.
Glittering Insanity: is that location serious?
Punkerslut: lol, yeah
Punkerslut: www.settingcaptivesfree.com
Punkerslut: That's the clever part.
Punkerslut: Man, this is never gonna pay for old.
Punkerslut: [replay]
Glittering Insanity: PURE Exemption TOUR
Punkerslut: As Orwell once said, "Slavery is freedom, ignorance is strength, contention is peace."
Glittering Insanity: ..... they allied melancholy and yellow.
Punkerslut: And white!
Glittering Insanity: .. and black.
Punkerslut: And....... yellow.
Glittering Insanity: i said yellow!! >:o
Punkerslut: [was already in Mexico by the continuance you could respond]
Glittering Insanity: lol. what the hell.

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Punkerslut: http://www.settingcaptivesfree.com/home/flash_intro.htm Punkerslut: Chronometer THAT NOOOWWWWWW!!!!! The Plastic Jesus: Alright. The Plastic Jesus: Aw, wtf! Punkerslut: loooool Punkerslut: isn't that coool!???????? The Plastic Jesus: Totally. Punkerslut: There's a flying cross! The Plastic Jesus: Is that guy you? Punkerslut: Hey, bug off! The Plastic Jesus: lol Punkerslut: I'm not imprisoned by drinking... Drinking is my liberator. Punkerslut: And don't exit with your, "It may seem that way, my brother in Christ...." The Plastic Jesus: lol Punkerslut: Man, they own an SWF on alcoholism. Shit, does anyone comprehend you can be an alcoholic WITHOUT existence homeless? The Plastic Jesus: lol, I'm not sure... and go back if you affection drugs you MUST be homeless! Punkerslut: True. The Plastic Jesus: WTF, this purpose sucks. Punkerslut: lol

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Punkerslut: http://www.settingcaptivesfree.com/home/flash_intro.htm Punkerslut: WATCH!!!! Punkerslut: Did you contemplate it? John E: yeap. Punkerslut: Oh, man. Punkerslut: Was that awesome, or what. John E: I annex no speakers, heh. Punkerslut: Aw. John E: so maybe. -) Punkerslut: There was crappy orchestration in the background, is all. Punkerslut: Besides, it's an SWF! Punkerslut: With a flying cross! Punkerslut: And.... homosexuality! John E: I longing I had a flying cross. John E: Instead all I've got is an concentrated admiration to nap. John E: Damn that was smooth, be back in an hour, lol.

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Punkerslut: http://www.settingcaptivesfree.com/home/flash_intro.htm Life HERE NOW! SymTrips: ugh WTF? Punkerslut: lol, wasn't that awesome? Punkerslut: Dude, any more don't told me that you haven't felt imprisoned by homosexuality, too. SymTrips: I wasn't paying besides even concern to it... what was the message? Punkerslut: Uuummmm, lifetime carefree with inanimate objects is okay with god. SymTrips: o ok SymTrips: hahaha

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Punkerslut: http://www.settingcaptivesfree.com/home/flash_intro.htm lol, this is the coolest! Rachel: OK Rachel: sick test it absent in a min. Punkerslut: Probation IT OUT!!!!????? Punkerslut: lol, it's very funny Rachel: on account of when wereu so religious Punkerslut: lol.... I'm not Punkerslut: I assume Christianity is a sham. Rachel: o Rachel: lolic Punkerslut: And that brief film is the most amusing ever. Punkerslut: Look! Pornography and drinking on the equivalent wall! It's heaven! Rachel: ,lol Rachel: ya Punkerslut: Man, I gotta treasure trove and body politic to array this video to. Rachel: lol

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Punkerslut: http://www.settingcaptivesfree.com/home/flash_intro.htm Trial it out!!!!!! NiD: heeheeheeheeeheeheehee Punkerslut: WHATCHYA" THINK~!? NiD: it's hilarious Punkerslut: lol, it's not as wick when you're drunk.

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Punkerslut: http://www.settingcaptivesfree.com/home/flash_intro.htm Evaluation it out!!!!!!! Coincidence: What in the fuck was that? Punkerslut: Wasn't that the coolest!? Coincidence: If by the coolest you scrimpy the lamest. Punkerslut: How the hell engage in you masturbate with handcuffs on? Coincidence: Oh, come on, dude! Employment your imagination! Coincidence: Ummm... Coincidence: Why did you packages this to me? Punkerslut: Why DIDN'T I letter it to you? Coincidence: Please... Must I go back that? Punkerslut: Well, it's funny, man. Coincidence: True, and in a way, sad. Punkerslut: Don't dwell on it extremely much. =( Coincidence: Why is that guy on his knees at the end? Punkerslut: Well, he WAS chilling away in a interval that had the consultation "homosexuality" written on the wall. [cough] And he had handcuffs on.... did I mention he was in a time where "homosexuality" was written on the wall? Coincidence: You did. Punkerslut: Oh.

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Punkerslut

Punkerslut (or Andrew Carloff) has been writing essays and poetry on social issues which obtain caught his carefulness for assorted years. His website http://www.punkerslut.com provides a full-dress case of all of these writings. His breath evidence includes homelessness, squating in Fresh Orleans and LA, dropping outside of elevated school, getting expelled from institution for "subversive activities," and a multitude of other revolutionary actions.