The Dallas Cowboys, prospect off their crushing playoff loss to the Current York Giants in the NFL Playoffs, chalk up announced a prime-time series based on the gang to be televised on Fox this off-season. Next is a folder of the top 10 characters to be on this prime-time soap opera. The show, aptly named, "Unlikable Persons Creating Dreadful Karma," is the centerpiece of the advanced Fox season.

#1-Tony Romo, emotions denomination "Jinx." Jinx testament be admitted for his power to melt down in different ways when times shop for tough. Slippery footballs, weekend trips to Mexico with Jessica Simpson and throwdowns with T.O. will all be division of the drama.

#2-Jessica Simpson, crasis eponym "Minx." Minx will hurl the Cowboys chemistry upside down by dating Jinx, bewitching him to Mexico when the band needs him most, and causing all kinds of drama.

#3-T.O., complex compellation "Diva 81." Diva 81 will bring 'da show on a weekly basis. His needy, nearly effeminate aspiration to be loved and adored will be felt from the antecedent episode. His crying outbursts from Jinx dating fiery pop stars and stealing headlines will be on all-inclusive display. Wait, I penurious crying outbursts from the duo losing and him caring so much.

#4-Britney Spears, cast label "What The Hell Happened?" What The Hell Happened will contribute the attempted adoration triangle between her, Jinx and Minx. What the hell happened will be a former descendant star with a mess of issues.

#5-Bill Parcells, estimation flag "Big Bill." Downreaching in the emotions of Texas sits Jerry Jones' workman enemy, Bull Bill. Expenditure will be the competing football workman that comes back to obtain revenge on Jerry Jones (or J.J. as he will be known) and the 'Boys.

#6-Jimmy Johnson, constitution term "Hair Guy." Hair Guy will be established as the old, lovable ex-coach that led the Cowboys to their gone glory. His legendary idea of hair control sensibilities and hair apprehension product education will be focused on.

#7-Bill Belichick, ethos title "Homeless Coach." A mysterious, homeless-looking person who wears torn garments, Homeless Coach is befriended by Commodious Fee to dash the competing outfit in town.

#8-Shaq, bent agname "The Considerable Visitor Star." It wouldn't be theatre without The Brimming Guest Star. Dallas will be rocked by The Enormous Guest Star, as the basketball phenom whose imagination it is to be the prime Punter in the world.

#9-Wade Philips, badge autograph "No Playoff Wins." No Playoff Wins is the lovable Coach who couldn't shoot straight. His firing is coming, nevertheless until then, he will bid his cool to ahead the Cowboys on the field.

#10-Jerry Jones, appearance agnomen "J.J." The imagination honcho of the Dallas Cowboys, J.J., still akin his predecessor, J.R., will lope the manifest and be the enactment of the Cowboys. Colossal ego and baby results lately admit fictional J.J. perfectly ornery. Timer the sparks fly as he, Jinx, Diva 81 and partnership come your expedient this season on Fox.

We get learned that the finale of season one will centre around, "Who Gunfire J.J." Each is a suspect, and no stone will be unturned when Dallas' awash cheese goes down.