Due to increased fuel costs, airlines admit been forced to intersect back on some amenities, and charge for some services traditionally included in airfare.

In appendix to some of these changes, this data besides includes some changes which, I hog from trustworthy sources, are positive to follow.

* $15 everyone system for the antecedent checked bag, $25 each road for the moment checked bag.

* $25 for x-raying the inaugural bag, $35 for x-raying each extra bag.

* $10 surcharge for x-raying bags over 2 feet in heighth (since enhanced electrons are used in the process).

* $10 for copies of your bags' x-rays.

* $50 to own your bags' x-rays framed.

* $10 surcharge to accept your bags' x-rays touched up so your clothes study another expensive.

* $50 penalty for taste on the subject later to you. Provided you be informed the workman abutting to you, the penalty testament be waved however you'll be charged a $50 fee. What's the difference? One's a penalty, the other one's a fee.

* By reason of still fuel is consumed during takeoff and landing, there will be a $50 transplanting fee.

* Those who elect away of the landing price will include the choice to get a parachute for $500. Experienced skydivers will get the fresh preference of renting the parachute for $25.

* $100 for cramped house animal parachutes.

* Families will be able to save by jumping cool with one super-sized parachute.

* $8 for peanuts in velcro-covered bags so they don't float gone before you pull the ripcord.

* Passengers who miss the airport parachute landing sphere will be charged $75 to bend back into the airport.

* Passengers who's baggage is disappeared due to the gross negligence of the airline, will satisfy a for love fix of x-rays of their luggage so they can at least have memories what their luggage looked like.

* After some modifications to plane hatches, all connecting flights will be done in midair, space-shuttle style. All those afraid of heights will be inured neck braces to enjoy their heads facing up toward the constellation Cepheus. Why Cepheus? That's an additional $10.

* No longer will waiting in a terminal building, after activity cancelled or delayed, be at liberty of charge. Sitting will be ten cents a minutes. Standing will be three cents a minute. Bending over forward will incur a surcharge of 75 cents. Bending over backwards will predispose you arrested as a suspected terrorist -- there's honest no acumen for anyone to bend over backwards.

Will all this amend safety and performance? Probably not. On the contrary the extra method will animation toward other improvements which will support divide expenses yet further. For example, every cockpit will be equipped with a bar to shorten down on the generation wasted waiting for pilots to reimburse to their planes.